02 9 / 2014

deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

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02 9 / 2014

twatswag:

i have to be funny because being hot is not an option

(via slightly-going-insane)

02 9 / 2014

satnavscholesy:

coralbabyowl asked: “I tell the players that the bus is moving. This club has to progress. And the bus wouldn’t wait for them. I tell them to get on board.”
(send me a quote)

satnavscholesy:

coralbabyowl asked: “I tell the players that the bus is moving. This club has to progress. And the bus wouldn’t wait for them. I tell them to get on board.”

(send me a quote)

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02 9 / 2014

02 9 / 2014

01 9 / 2014

ultrafacts:

Abraham Lincoln vs. John F. Kennedy Source

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01 9 / 2014

gayblowjob:

holy crap

(Source: heroineheroine, via bartofdarkness)

01 9 / 2014

adnanisfab:

updated; Manchester United summer transfers; Ander Herrera, Daley Blind, Luke Shaw, Marcos Rojo, Angel Di Maria, and Radamel Falcao.

For once, Woodward finally got some work done.

(via keep-the-red-flag-flying-high)

01 9 / 2014

"I am looking forward to working with Louis van Gaal and contributing to the team’s success at this very exciting period in the club’s history."

Radamel Falcao. (via manutd-daily)

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01 9 / 2014